I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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