I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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