The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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