woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
