Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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