: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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