I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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