That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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