I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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