You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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