Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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