you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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