Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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