Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
