How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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