well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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