How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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