I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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