So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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