and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it glows. i had to have it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
