I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
