p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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