So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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