Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I forget how to act sober
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