Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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