maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
That's when you crack a 10am beer
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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