big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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