I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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