I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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