Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
