; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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