his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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