from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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