Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I can't turn off my feet"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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