But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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