Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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