Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Your cock deserves a montage
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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