Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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