You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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