I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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