Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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