therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
do herpes really smell.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
