garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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