My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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