I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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