Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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