But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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