belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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