i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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