That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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