Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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